B is for Stealing

Everyone has his or her writing style. Mine can be described as clinically obtuse or “deep”, which is like “interesting” to the uninitiated. “That’s interesting”, usually means: A). “I never thought about it like so” OR B). Like bad coitus, you are forced to ask – what the hell? I was going to speak about the hilarity of writers who critique by their own reflection (don’t we all, I ask). Instead, as I stare into scripts that need writing… and projects that require closure, I’ve opted instead to speak about the [non?] value of a writer: Writers are important to the process. Thank You. * * * * * * Everyone is a writer these days. Just read “my life in porn – the autobiography” to find out. Though, from a critic’s POV there may be a lot of back and forth plotlines in that story. Seriously though, spend a year in advertising and all the illusions (allusions) you have about writing will cease. I think they should teach that in schools. “Okay class, remember, “i” before “e” unless deali...