me: ideally speaking, every woman should be woken up by the moist tongue gently kissing the curves of her body. but this isn't an ideal world... texts end up cutting it. have a good one. a blessed day. pax. - may 20th, 2009 [06:33:10 am] her: ideally, a man ought to be awakened by the curves of a woman nestled closely to his body, or in the event of her absence, breakfast. after which she returns to her rightful place by his side so that she can feed him. but this isn't a perfect world. so suck it up and have a great day! - may 27th, 2009 [05:29:50 am]
i walked in the rain with a depraved umbrella and thought "why not" and i did because that's the kind of guy i am - B IS for Stealing