[Episode #1: The fallacy of facebook is here ] Episode #2: WHY I'm not married... Theist Mom: Hon, pass me a butter knife will you? Theist Kid: (Opens drawer, twirls butter knife while singing Xena Theme Song) Theist Mom: Sigh. That’s why you’re not married Theist Kid: Yeah mom… THAT’s why I’m not married.
i walked in the rain with a depraved umbrella and thought "why not" and i did because that's the kind of guy i am - B IS for Stealing