Merciful Father, grant me in thy good will and favor, a car of my own.
I ask this in the Holy name of your Son, Jesus. Amen.
The Real Prayer:
Dear God, gimme a car so i could knock down and mash 'way these imps on d road, who doh know how to drive or feel d road is dey blasted bedroom! Tanks!
Now then... who you think you foolin'?
Tracy j H